Just Dance!

Moms shakin their Vagine's at the slumber party. . .

Here Kitty Kitty

Vagine was DYING to go outside and meet the cats.

We finally figured it out. . . Pussy and Vagine are CLOSE! They were THRILLED to be together.

Pussy and Vagine - a match made in Paoli.

Drunk

At Stori's house - I got DRUNK OFF MY VAGINE.

Vagine Crevasses

I'd like to thank Ellen. She took special care of Vagine this weekend. Getting into the tough places to reach.

Scrubbing in vagine's nook and crannies. . .

Dog gone it. Gettin.Vagine.Clean.

Douche

After being hot and dry in Phoenix. . .

Douching at Stori's sure.felt.good.

Vagine first into a hot, sudsie tub. . .

Special beauty treatment of clorox oxy clean. Some of the ladies said I was "Moldy Vagine!" The nerve.
Well, moldy Vagine NO MORE! Now I am CLEAN VAGINE!!!!

Goin Black

once a vagine goes black

TRUST ME - she NEVER goes BACK.

Penis Pasta

Nothing gets Vagine more excited that putting a penis in her. . .

so - She was THRILLED when Stori had an entire bowl of Penis Pasta Salad waiting for her to dive in. . .

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh"

Diving headfirst into penis pasta. . .

Things are dry down south

I'm afraid I didn't get the whirlwind trip I was hoping for in Phoenix.  Cami was preoccupied and mostly ignored me.  She seems to be running in many different directions and just didn't make time for me like I deserve.  Pfhhh. 

There are a few photos to share, but at the moment, Cami is unable to post.  She's needing her husband's technological knowledge because she keeps getting error messages.  Ladies, I just don't know about this "Cami" character!